Madame Virtuosa

Of all the defective unicorns, Madame Virtuosa longs to be a regular unicorn.  She has always desired a life of beauty and elegance.  While living on Earth, she has auditioned for Broadway shows and chorus girl lines, but the only job she can secure is in vaudeville as a musical clown – a clown who farts and snorts to make music.  Most of the time she is humiliated, but once she paints on her clownish smile, she is ready to perform.  There is absolutely no shame when it comes to saving the beings of Earth.  Madame Virtuosa is the only unicorn who can make sounds loud and distinctive enough to alert the other defective unicorns of nearby trouble.  No one toots her own horn quite like Madame Virtuosa.



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